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strawberries and white chocolate! yummmm!!!!
that doesn’t look like white chocolate
Ew
boyfriend: that’s semen
man-gravy
LMAO definitely new kinda white “chocolate” protein?
Yeah no.
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Condom commercial written and directed by a woman. Condoms don’t need to be sexy, we just need to know that they’ll work! Fucking brilliant.
this is awesome
A++++
WAIT - A CONDOM COMMERCIAL THAT DOESN’T SEXUALIZE WOMEN
WHAAAAAAT?!
Actually the greatest
