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One day someone will post a tumblr crush list and I will be on it.

tagged: #I WILL BY GEORGE 
Thu May 31st 11:43pm / via: tv-is-my-life / source: lizchros / 115 notes
tagged: #omg that book that you're holding  #I love you 

marcoayedoewelive:

If you legitimately think you’re better than someone because of the bands you listen to, you’re fucking dumb and I hate you.

tagged: #HIPSTERS 
Thu May 31st 11:41pm / via: aliceeen / source: redsuspenders / 73,867 notes
flirtyprojectors:

this picture makes me cry every time he’s so HAPPY

flirtyprojectors:

this picture makes me cry every time he’s so HAPPY

(Source: redsuspenders)

tagged: #OMFG HE'S SMILING 
Thu May 31st 11:41pm / via: cohens- / source: cohens- / 84 notes

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tagged: #Andy your face  #I like it 
Thu May 31st 11:40pm / via: sethsational / source: faggotking / 167 notes
tagged: #I love this song like a real song  #what 
Thu May 31st 11:40pm / via: theabsurdsmallwonder / source: erkerk / 80 notes

I wish The Californians was a real show.

erkerk:

“I want to be your friend, and it’s okay with me that there’s nothing else. But can I just - can I just tell you one time the way I feel about you? Pamela, I’m in love with you. Yeah, it’s that bad. You’re so beautiful to me. Shut up. Let me tell you. Let me. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me - and you’re just fun, and you shit all over me, and you make fun of me, and you’re real. I don’t have enough time in any day to think about you enough. I feel like I’m going to live a thousand years because that’s how long it’s going to take me to have one thought about you, which is that I’m crazy about you, Pamela. I don’t want to be with anybody else. I don’t. I really don’t. I don’t think about women anymore. I think about you. I had a dream the other night that you and I were on a train. We were on this train and you were holding my hand. That’s the whole dream. You were holding my hand. And I felt you holding my hand. I woke up and I couldn’t believe it wasn’t real. I’m sick in love with you, Pamela. It’s like a condition. It’s like polio. I feel like I’m going to die if I can’t be with you. And I can’t be with you, so I’m going to die, and I don’t care. Because I was brought into existence to know you, and that’s enough. The idea that you would want me back, it’s, like, greedy. I’m doing a bad job at this.”

“I want to be your friend, and it’s okay with me that there’s nothing else. But can I just - can I just tell you one time the way I feel about you? Pamela, I’m in love with you. Yeah, it’s that bad. You’re so beautiful to me. Shut up. Let me tell you. Let me. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me - and you’re just fun, and you shit all over me, and you make fun of me, and you’re real. I don’t have enough time in any day to think about you enough. I feel like I’m going to live a thousand years because that’s how long it’s going to take me to have one thought about you, which is that I’m crazy about you, Pamela. I don’t want to be with anybody else. I don’t. I really don’t. I don’t think about women anymore. I think about you. I had a dream the other night that you and I were on a train. We were on this train and you were holding my hand. That’s the whole dream. You were holding my hand. And I felt you holding my hand. I woke up and I couldn’t believe it wasn’t real. I’m sick in love with you, Pamela. It’s like a condition. It’s like polio. I feel like I’m going to die if I can’t be with you. And I can’t be with you, so I’m going to die, and I don’t care. Because I was brought into existence to know you, and that’s enough. The idea that you would want me back, it’s, like, greedy. I’m doing a bad job at this.”

tagged: #jfkldasjfldjaslkfdsa 
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One of the most fantastic moments of Louie- or any other TV show for that matter- in existence. 

tagged: #Louie  #Louis C.K.  #Louis CK 
Thu May 31st 9:55pm / via: studio8h / source: harmonic / 35,465 notes
  • satan: let there be wifi passwords
  • satan: let there be calories
  • satan: let there be post limit
  • satan: let there be swag
  • satan: let there be hipsters
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