May 2013
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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I like how on tumblr when you have followers you know in real life, at first it’s really scary but then you realize there’s like an unwritten rule to just rarely discuss what you post on tumblr.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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I’m sorry, but if your last name is Holt, I may not be able to resist the urge to hold my arms up and yell, “Steve Holt!” when you introduce yourself.
May 22nd
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Is it creepy to add someone on fb you only met once but really hit it off with? And to add them you had to search for them on the friends list of a mutual friend?
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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But seriously though if you didn’t want The Office spoiled why the fuck are you on tumblr?
May 17th
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May 17th
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Some drabble on cities.
The wonders of a city cannot be defined and they are always taken for granted. Everything down to the traffic one hears outside of a window at 1AM is written off as an annoyance, an impeding growl of noise delaying sleep. But even sleep cannot touch a city. Even sleep cannot lay its delicate hands on the city; it cripples nothing, delays even less.  That is not to say that sleep carries no role...
May 17th
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This website maps every recurring joke on Arrested... →
thebluthcompany: usnews: An interactive visualization of running jokes in Arrested Development. This is amazing.  Mother of god
May 17th
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“Here we go again, infatuation touches me just when I thought that it would end....”
– Green Day (Going to Pasalacqua)
May 17th
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mybaloney: jernmulern: fun activity: watch the nbc brotherhood of man commercial and count how many of those shows are now cancelled. spoiler alert this is not fun
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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thrillionaire: just spooning my boyfriend out of his container it’s ice cream
May 16th
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May 16th
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“If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren’t mature...”
– Stoya (via wolf-cub)
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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Sass Master Satan:... →
whattheactualfuck-: we-hunt-monsters-not-dinkelberg: bela-talbt: mynameisjohnwinchester: yourfictionmyreality: mapalap: blueboxparchment: mapalap: wingsinpurgatory: mapalap: ONCE I ROSE ABOVE THE NOISE AND CONFUSION JUST TO GET A GLANCE BEYOND THIS ILLUSION I WAS SOARING EVER HIGHERRRRR BUT I FLEW TOO HIGH THOUGH MY EYES COULD SEE I STILL WAS A BLIND MAN THOUGH MY...
May 16th
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May 16th
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I want to know who takes these photos of asses. Like all of these hipster shots of girls in lacy underwear had to be taken by someone. Someone come take a faceless photo of my ass. And then I’ll see it on tumblr and be like, “That’s my ass!” and no one else will know. But I’ll know.
May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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