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Day 17: Handwrite your ten favorite actors/actresses

When Adam Scott looks at his Tumblr tag.

30 Day Challenge That Doesn’t Suck- Day 5: A letter to a celebrity you want to kick in the face

Dear Seth Meyers,

I severely want to kick you in your beautiful, perfect, stupid little face. See, “Beautiful,” and “Perfect,” to explain why.

It’s men like you that glue me to my TV. You and freaking Adam Scott and Alec Baldwin and even your freaking brother, Josh. Kick him in the face too, for me. 

All of you gorgeous people are terrible. And then you’re funny and you just get more terrible. 

You’re a life ruiner. You ruin people’s lives.

Sincerely,

Julie

30 Day Challenge That Doesn’t Suck- Day 3: A letter to a movie character.

Dear Caleb Sinclaire (Adam Scott in The Vicious Kind),

You genuinely make me hurt to watch. You are such a train wreck. I want to cry when I watch the crazy, bipolar, insomniac life you live. And to think why you are like you are? Jesus.

While you are a fake person, I can say I hope something happened for you. I hope you sleep now and got your life together. And I hope you don’t spaz out at random moments. Oh and I hope the hooker thing came to an end.

Also- I really hope you lost the beard.

Sincerely,

Julie

P.S.: Please have sex with me.

The cast of Friends With Kids.

Kristen Wiig, Adam Scott, Maya Rudolph, Chris O’Dowd, Megan Fox, Jon Hamm & Jennifer Westfeldt.

 It isn’t theoretically possibly for this to be a bad movie.

How much stuff comes out?

cute!