Dear Seth Meyers,
I severely want to kick you in your beautiful, perfect, stupid little face. See, “Beautiful,” and “Perfect,” to explain why.
It’s men like you that glue me to my TV. You and freaking Adam Scott and Alec Baldwin and even your freaking brother, Josh. Kick him in the face too, for me.
All of you gorgeous people are terrible. And then you’re funny and you just get more terrible.
You’re a life ruiner. You ruin people’s lives.